This post was inspired by Alice.
Things I find myself saying on a daily basis:
Lilian, no. No, no, Lilian I said no. No, Lilian, no.
You're not allowed those, they're Daddy's, you have your own library over there. No, Lilian it's heavy, no, Lilian I said no.
Ahhhh are you stroking Monty? Nicely, gently, no don't pull his fur, ah nicely.
In your box, climb in.
Bubs stop sticking your finger in there.
Shall we have a cuddle? Ouch, no don't pull my hair. Ow ow ow, LILIAN.
Say baby Jake. Say Jakey. Say woof woof, where's the woof woof?
Where's Daddy? Where's monkeybum? Where's Raa Raa?
Pooooooo stinky feet.
Do you love mummy? Ah mummy cuddle. Give Mummy kisses. Ahhhh.
Say ooh ooh, monkey monkey. What's this? Beeb beeb, say car. Lilian where's the snake, sssssssssssssss.
I'm sure it's going to get weirder and funnier as she gets older.