Pitty dwess. Shhhh, sleep time. Minnie mau. Shhhhh. BEEBIES!
Lil, get your hands OUT of the toilet. Splash Mummy. NO, DIRTY. Dirty.
If you don't chew your breakfast properly, you'll be sick. Bleuuurrrrrrgh.
Go back to sleep.
Shhhh.
Don't THROW. Stop that NOW. Now Mummy.
Char bear, pease, pease, pease.
Dwink. Yes that's Mummy's drink. Hottea. No it's juice. Jewce, me jewce. No, you'll spi..... ahhhh LIL.
Shall we go to bed? No.
Let's have a nap, yes? No.
Ow poo. Bum change time. No no no.
LEAVE MONTY ALONE.
Lilian, come away from there.
You mustn't climb up there. LIL, NO.
Cam down. What did you just say?
ha ha! How old is your little girl? She sounds just like my 24 month old. She's always saying "hottea" and "Minnie Mou"
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HAHAHAHA! I shouldn't find this funny, but the fact your daughter has picked up 'Calm down' is brilliant. Can I borrow her?
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Great post. I think you have just described most of my week so far. Except we have hands down the toilet and also dunked into any drink left unsupervised whether it's my tea, water, anything...(Obvs not at the same time as down the toilet!)
ReplyDeleteLove it. Am there with you everyday!
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