No Lilian. Don't touch that. No, Lil you mustn't do that. No, don't pull Mummy's hair. No, leave the dog alone. No, don't do that. No. Sound familiar?

We have, ladies and gentlemen, officially hit toddler territory.

Tantrums  ✓
Disobedience ✓
Testing of my patience ✓
Violence ✓

Keep your arms in the car and your hair tied up. This is going to be one hell of a ride...


  1. i feel your pain. I really do. plus all of your labels for this post made me laugh!

  2. Have you started with the headbutting stage yet?? Thats the best one! x