Today the child has been very ratty as she has poorly sick gums. She's screamed quite a bit actually, I'm impressed because I thought I could scream. I feel sorry for anyone that crosses her in the future.
Now I've been through some tough times in the past, but this has to be one of the toughest. A teething baby is not fun. Not fun at all.
A teething baby is definitely an advert for safe sex, so I may as well take this opportunity to make some dollar.
If anyone wants to rent the child to promote safe sex, please contact me for more details and fees.