Baby for rent...

Today the child has been very ratty as she has poorly sick gums. She's screamed quite a bit actually, I'm impressed because I thought I could scream. I feel sorry for anyone that crosses her in the future.

Now I've been through some tough times in the past, but this has to be one of the toughest. A teething baby is not fun. Not fun at all.

A teething baby is definitely an advert for safe sex, so I may as well take this opportunity to make some dollar.

If anyone wants to rent the child to promote safe sex, please contact me for more details and fees.

Many thanks.

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