Scrubber.

My birthday is coming up and I can't get myself into the party mood. I've been a bit of a grump lately and not nice to be around. I'm unhappy with my body, my hair, my wardrobe. I need a kick up the arse and to make some changes.

So I'm starting with my body.

My skin isn't in great condition and even though I won't be baring my legs during the party season, feeling great is the key to looking great so I've been bodybrushing like a mother fucker and soaping up with some lovely shower gel.

(Nivea is buy one get two free at Tesco!)

Now just my face, saggy tits and wobbly behind to sort out....hmpf.